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You can shoot down a Hong-6 bomber with a sling shot. They are just Chinese kit version of ancient Tupolev bombers from the 1950’s.
President Huckabee can go over to Beijing (once he finds it on a map after locating Asia--give him 35 minutes) and have a good heart to heart talk to the PRC leadership, in a non-arrogant manner, and they will be moved to tears seeing this American benevolence and will respect our weakness and tone down their aggression.