Sounds like Ron Paul doesn’t it :)
Uhhhh, not quite.
1. A conservative opposes all forms of liberalism, socialism, fascism, pacifism, totalitarianism, anarchism, government enforced atheism, abortionism, feminism, homosexualism, racism, wacko environmentalism, judicial activism, etc.
Stormfront, Truthers, and Cindy Sheehani followers disqualify Ron Paul.
But you were probably being sarcastic. :-)