D.B. COOPER REDUX - Help Us Solve the Enduring Mystery (FBI)

FBI ^ | 12/31/07 | FBI

[commish]

The FBI re-opening a case from 1971 ???? Clearly, they have too much time on their hands....or way too many agents. What a joke !!!! With “open borders”, a rampant “drug trade” and millions of “islamics” trying to kill us anywhere they can, someone in the FBI administration needs a swift kick in the ass wake up call to help identify priorities !!!

Oh please! The FBI does this on a regular basis. They put out a call for help in solving cold cases. All they do is put out this type of bullitin and hope they get some hits. It is not as if they are sending hundreds of agents out into the woods looking for Cooper. Sheesh!

[null and void]

No! I am Sparticus D.B.Cooper!

[Rb ver. 2.0]

The D.B. Cooper mystery is sexier than drugs, illegals, gangs, or Islamic terror.

[karatemom]

Newsradio-best sitcom ever!!

[bjs1779]

"Help Us Solve the Enduring Mystery"

It's a shame that they don't have the same tenacity about Vince Foster.

[AnAmericanMother]

He's dead, Jim.

He died that night, either on impact or shortly thereafter. His body is somewhere upstream from where the kid found the money. None of the other money has ever turned up.

Darwin Award stuff, if we knew he hadn't reproduced.

[decimon]

Gary Larson had Cooper landing into a ring of dogs on a rottweiler farm.

[bvw]

Completely buried in some upland bog, where the bills bubbled up from — that’s my theory.

[DogByte6RER]

I agree.

Maybe this agent needs to be re-assigned to the regional Joint Terrorism Task Force, a criminal alien fugitive task force or even going COINTELPRO on groups like CAIR (ha, ha)

Still, this D.B. Cooper has always fascinated me since I was a kid. I would just like to know how this case ends...

[Calvin Locke]

I believe that little problem was fixed after the Cooper incident...

[MadMitch]

I’m Spartacus

[DogByte6RER]

yup

[mysterio]

I am D.B. Cooper.

I don't want money, I want questions answered. Question one : Can I have some money?

[Continental Soldier]

Right on! In another ten years, the FBI might try to convince everyone that D.B.Cooper was really Richard Jewell or Mark Hatfield. If the FBI is so sure D.B.Cooper couldn’t have survived the jump, why do they keep reviving the case? Maybe they realize that $5800. found is not much compared to the $200,000. taken. And no body ever found.

[RetiredArmy]

He’s dead. Slug food.

[mad_as_he$$]

Hey FBI guys you make enough money and erode enough rights. Go solve you own crime. If I solve it I am buying DB a beer for putting one over on you for 36 years!!!

[DogByte6RER]

lol

If that’s the case, I think the $200K in seed money has paid off quite well!

Come to think of it, that $200K in seed money was taxpayers’ money.

That means you and I own a stake in D.B. Cooper’s Mansion.

Now where is my free lap dance?

[manic4organic]

Looks like Mike Huckabee.

[KosmicKitty]

I was just thinking that :-)

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Completely agree. The Donks hand saw to it that 12 people entering a St. Louis polling place cast 37 votes a few years back, some from pets at home. They really have lost their way...