Happy Huckabust*!
*According to Wikipedia, Huckabust is a traditional holiday celebrated this time of year to commemorate one of the greatest swan dives into oblivion achieved by a political candidate. When people say Happy Holidays, they usually include this along with Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Festivus, and New Years. It was first celebrated in 2007 and derives its name from former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, who went from polling single digits to leading to relative obscurity all within a two month time period during the 2008 GOP presidential primary season. Traditional celebrations routinely include eating to the point of obesity and then purging oneself, making random silly foreign policy statements, acting overly pious in public venues, and donating to charities whose primary beneficiary is oneself.
No, there is only one man running that can make the FiCons, the DefCons, and the SoCons happy. We know that man is Duncan Hunter.