[Ditter]

This is easy, don’t drink and drive. I don’t ever drink, so I am always the designated driver. My friends love me cause I always get them home safely without a ticket.

Why don’t you try that with your friends? Maybe with your pissy attitude, you don’t have any friends.

[eyedigress]

Sir I need you to step out of your car.

Sir I need you to hold your foot up and recite your ABC's backwards. Oh, you can't do that?


Sir, I am placing you under arrest for failure to comply with field sobriety and we now will go and draw blood from you. Don't worry about your family, we will take them home. Your car will be impounded and searched and you can retrieve it after you've posted bond. OK?

[elkfersupper]

Maybe with your pissy attitude, you don’t have any friends.

My friends are pissier than I am..