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Global Warming Will Save America from the Right ... Eventually (Barf Alert -- More Left Wing Idiocy)
The Baltimore Chronicle ^ | 12/22/2007 | Dave Lindorff

Posted on 12/27/2007 7:08:51 AM PST by RightWingConspirator

Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Look at a map of the US. The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level. Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

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KEYWORDS: globalwarming; idiocy; moonbat
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To: RightWingConspirator

Is it a coincidence that the climate change nuts think all of the Conservative areas will be completely ruined, but the liberal areas will survive?


21 posted on 12/27/2007 7:31:52 AM PST by Disturbin (01-20-09: Another Republican's First Day)
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To: RightWingConspirator
Let's put a face on dumb: Dave Lindorff


22 posted on 12/27/2007 7:32:15 AM PST by avacado
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To: 3AngelaD
The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.

We are the ones with the guns.

Fool.

23 posted on 12/27/2007 7:33:33 AM PST by Gorzaloon
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To: raybbr
His bio forgot to mention that was well into "The Brown Acid" at Woodstock.

He might as well head for Roswell to wait for the mother ship.

24 posted on 12/27/2007 7:33:43 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: RightWingConspirator

After all the useless laws, taxes, ideas, speeches, TV shows, movies, carbon credits, treaties, Pacific Island meetings, polar bear pictures, crying, lies, and books, the left will be still blaming the right for every thing.


25 posted on 12/27/2007 7:34:16 AM PST by bmwcyle (BOMB, BOMB, BOMB,.......BOMB, BOMB IRAN)
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To: RightWingConspirator

About the author: Philadelphia journalist Dave Lindorff is a 34-year veteran, an award-winning journalist, a former New York Times contributor, a graduate of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, a two-time Journalism Fulbright Scholar, and the co-author, with Barbara Olshansky, of a well-regarded book on impeachment, The Case for Impeachment. His work is available at www.thiscantbehappening.net.

Thirty four years down the tubes. It sure didn’t happen over night. Dave must have been fooling himself all those years earning awards. Journalism school leads some over the precipice. This doesn’t even begin to address the web site and impeachment issues. This boy is infected and isn’t ever going to recover even when the doom and gloom doesn’t happen.


26 posted on 12/27/2007 7:35:33 AM PST by wita
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To: raybbr
I don't see any science degrees. What makes this loon any kind of expert on climatology?

The same as whatever makes Al Gore an expert. I have no idea.

27 posted on 12/27/2007 7:38:19 AM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: RightWingConspirator

Mr. Lindoof (sp intentional) proves himself to be just another typical delusional (and dreaming) leftist loon. Nothing new here.

Earth to Lindoof: Dream on!

A future disaster scenario that’s closer to reality is that the north will continue to get colder during the winter while costs for heating fuel continue to rise above affordability, and while northerners (mostly lefties) continue to migrate SOUTH. We’ve already got too damn many lefties down here now! Yech!!!

So, essentially, Mr. Lindoof may be doing us southerner conservatives a favor by spewing his enviro-whacko mythology. Hopefully, most of the lefties will believe it and stay up north. (maybe now I’m dreaming?)


28 posted on 12/27/2007 7:41:07 AM PST by XenaLee
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To: RightWingConspirator
This guy is so stupid he imagines people will just stand there and let the water pour in over them.
29 posted on 12/27/2007 7:41:12 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: RightWingConspirator

I have to wonder about a paper that would publish such BS.

In a national disaster, it will always be the conservative who will survive. (Think the Democrat-intensive Katrina areas.)

It is a conservative who can survive. They know how to shoot, hunt, fish, grow, build and repair.


30 posted on 12/27/2007 7:43:47 AM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: RightWingConspirator

Dave Lindorff is a total Socialist hack and he’s very popular on the Indymedia sites (where lunacy is the order of the day). Hard to believe ANY newspaper would hire this imbecile.


31 posted on 12/27/2007 7:45:56 AM PST by navyguy (Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.)
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To: gridlock
The libs needed a fear issue as a counterbalance to the war on terror, which is owned by conservatives. Global warming is their fabricated fear issue.

Al Gore actually did invent something -- global warming.

32 posted on 12/27/2007 7:48:07 AM PST by Starboard
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To: RightWingConspirator

The cold civil war seems to be warming up just a little bit.


33 posted on 12/27/2007 7:48:08 AM PST by the gillman@blacklagoon.com (And close the damned borders!)
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To: wita

He’s much older than 34, as you can see in the pic above. Wikipedia has him at 58.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lindorff


34 posted on 12/27/2007 7:48:52 AM PST by XenaLee
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To: RightWingConspirator
There is one teeny flaw in Lindorff's theory. The 'troglodytes' who are forced to move from the Red States to the Blue have all the guns.

As to his, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be protected by 'dikes' -- I ain't even going there.


35 posted on 12/27/2007 7:54:24 AM PST by Condor51 (I wouldn't vote for Rooty under any circumstance -- even if Waterboarded!)
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To: RightWingConspirator

Actually, if we can just avoid massive anti-capitalist intervention in the next 2-3 years, GW could end up being the “threat” that saves us from the Left when it is totally exposed as a hoax. The backlash to all this will be substantial.


36 posted on 12/27/2007 7:55:34 AM PST by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of News)
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To: avacado

I want to stick the toilet plunger on his head.


37 posted on 12/27/2007 7:59:35 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: RightWingConspirator

“The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean...as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, ... .”

Great! If I hold out long enough, I’ll have ocean-front property. :`)


38 posted on 12/27/2007 8:01:48 AM PST by hoe_cake
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39 posted on 12/27/2007 8:06:16 AM PST by andyandval
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To: RightWingConspirator

LOL! So, a left-wing goof with an MS in Journalism thinks that large coastal sections of the US will be under water in the next 10 years or so?

He’s not the fool, the idiot that signs his paycheck is the fool.


40 posted on 12/27/2007 8:17:48 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (No buy China!!)
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