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...Ah, but are the "master of your domain"?...

LOL!

From "The Contest". Seinfeld episode #51:

George [looking bedraggled]: My mother caught me.

Jerry: Caught you? Doing what?

George: You know.

[Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer fail to catch on.]

George: I was alone...

Elaine [realizing]: You mean...?

George: Uh-huh.

Kramer [laughing]: She caught you?

Jerry: Where?

George [reluctantly]: I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes. Nobody was there, they're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it...

Jerry [incredulous]: Glamour?

[Kramer and Elaine laugh.]

George: So, one thing led to another...

Jerry: So what did she do?

George: Well, first she starts screaming "George! What are you doing? My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint; she started clutching the wall, trying to hang on to it...

Kramer: Man...

George: I didn't know whether to keep her from falling or zip up!

Jerry: What did you do?

George: I zipped up!

Elaine: So she fell?

George: Yeah...well, I couldn't run over there the way I was.:[Jerry and Elaine mutter in agreement.]

George: So she fell, and then she started screaming "My back! My back!" So I picked her up and took her to the hospital.

Elaine [laughing]: How is she?

George: She's in traction.

Elaine [still laughing]: Okay, I'm sorry...

George [angry]: It's not funny, Elaine!

Elaine [stifling laughter]: I know, I'm fine.

George: Her back went out. She's gotta be there for a couple of days. All she said on the way over in the car was "Why, George? Why?"...I said "Because it's there!"

Jerry [still incredulous]: Glamour?!