Hi, I'm Mitt Romney and you can trust me to live up to my promises.
I've promised to protect a woman's right to an abortion and I've promised to work to end a woman's right to an abortion.
I've promised to support gun control and I've promised to fight gun control.
I've promised to lower taxes and I've promised to raise taxes.
I've promised to close our borders and I've promised to fight to keep them open.
Trust me.
I keep my promises.
You just never know which ones I'll keep.
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I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any candidate who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty man in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive man be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty tie,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing with glee,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful me!
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I'm Mitt Romney and I'm pretty.
Vote for me.
I know I will.
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