” I also can’t help but wonder about the “immigration status” of these Rodriguez dudes.”
Why?
Well for starters, everybody knows that with a name like that they can’t be ‘merican. Frankly, while we’re at it, I think we should throw the cities of Los Angeles, San Francisco, Sacramento, San Diego, Santa Fe, El Paso, and San Antonio right out of this country - clearly with names like those, real ‘mericans couldn’t live in them. Why, we could get rid of the whole state of New Mexico.
Just askin’.