[Cicero]

What if he gave me a couple of ounces of cocaine? Perhaps a copy of the Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce?

I find Ambrose Bierce quickly gets tiresome, but there are plenty of worse books.

ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.

[Tax-chick]

Huh. I think Ambrose Bierce is the best American writer of the 19th century. I read *everything* he wrote when I was stuck on the couch for several months after the 7th baby was born.