For Our Democrat Friends & Family:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
For Our Republican Friends & Family:
Heres wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
In Case You Missed It Dept.:
A Very Hillary Christmas (video)
Video: On the first day of Christmas, the liberals gave to me
Straight No Chaser - 12 Days (video)
Islamic Rage Boy Holiday Video: Infidels (video)
Zawahiri Video Bolder Than Romney Faith Speech
Last Minutes Gift Ideas for Liberals
Global Warming Christmas (video)
The Fright Before Christmas (audio)
The First Christmas Gift (video)
SUPERSIZED CHRISTMAS
(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])
(Thank you, monkapotamus)
Well, not in before the ping, but purty damn quick anyway.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Thanx Pookie and Merry Christmas!
You never fail to make me smile. I come here when I am finishing up my night shift at a school for special needs kids. Many nights, I've come back from being in the ER with a kid who has attempted suicide, or threatened to kill someone, or just run off, and you've given me a pick-me-up.
Just wanted to let you know that your efforts have really helped me out on many mornings. Oh, and again--thanks for being positive on our president, as always.
Good morning pookie! Great toons. :) Hey try scrooge yourself.com. It would be funny too. Merry christmas
pookie thanks and merry christmas to you and your family
Thanks, Pookie! and Merry Christmas!
Good morning, Pookie! We had a little too much family revlr, er, revrlry, uhm, revelry until late last night (waaay past my normal bedtime). Many blessings and Merry Christmas to you and yours, today and throughout the year!
Merry Christmas to you pookie!
You're the gift that keeps on giving!
God Bless You and Yours on this Holy Day!
Pookie, thank you for doing toons on Christmas Day. I would have had no problem with you skipping it. Merry Christmas!