Also, things that are blunt are banned, and things that are heavy are banned, and things that are blunt AND heavy are RIGHT OUT AS WELL!!!
Well, lets see... that about cover it then???
No one should be allowed to touch anything more dangerous than a pillow. And I’m not even sure about that because a pillow can be used to smother someone. I suggest all people henceforth be required to sit quietly with their feet on the floor and their hands folded neatly in their laps. ;)