Are you, by any chance, from Pennsylvania or Missouri? I know it's an odd question, but that's a dialect thing that has bugged me for a while.
Close. Western Maryland (the somewhat civilized part). Very close to PA, W-VA, and VA. The only part of our dialect that I find wierd is that we pronounce water as wooder. Other than that, it’s Ya’ll instead of Yinz.(no disrespect to STILLER fans intended because this is STILLER country also.)