[mylife]

Would you vote for him if he were in a tree?
Would you vote for him in a boat on the sea?
Would you vote for him if he promised free Ham and peas?

I Would not! vote for him if he were in a tree!
I Would not! vote for him in a boat on the sea!
I Would not! vote for him if he promised free Ham and peas!

I would not vote for him or any of these!
I will not vote for him, that Huckabee.

[phrogphlyer]

Very nice, but I hope this ends different than the original.