[Cowboy Bob]

Illegal immigrants in Arizona, frustrated with a flagging economy and tough new legislation cracking down on their employers, are returning to their home countries or trying their luck in other states.

I think we should all pitch in to help buy them bus tickets to Massachusetts.

[ECM]

Whoa, whoa, I live in NH—no need to punish us, too!

[Melinda]

Believe it or not, we are even seeing a difference here! No longer are we the only ones speaking English at the mall, and we can understand the takeout attendent at the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through, and they us. They now speak English without an accent, and the order is finally filled correctly. This has been noticeable since summer’s end. My husband refused to rent a property to two who could not show legal papers. They are getting the message, as are the employers.

[dragnet2]

I think we should all pitch in to help buy them bus tickets to Massachusetts.

I'd much rather bus tens of thousands of them to squat on Bush's ranch in Texas. See how he likes it.