At which point Scott yelled “I’ll give you something to sue about you liberal Nancy-boy!” and proceded to hit Pfahler upside the head with his ski pole. Scott’s father then jumped in and began beating Pfhaler and said “No, We’ll settle this thing right now!” and “that’s for swearing at my 8 year old son!”
I guess not everybody’s old fashioned like me, or the story would have read more like that.
I like your ending better.