[Texas Eagle]

Okay, so now he’s got diarrhea, influenza, pneumonia and he’s suffered a heart attack. This is getting good.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

I am not saying that he has had a heart attack. I am just saying that a real heart attack can exhibit flu like symptoms.

There has been numerous people that had flu like symptoms that turned out to be a heart attack. They ignored it or the ER doc did, which unfortunately resulted in the death of the patient.

[Cvengr]

I remember when Texans would just send those who had a sniffle back to rerun the Quigley one more time,...until the sniffle got all better...Semper Fi

[Charles Martel]

Okay, so now he’s got diarrhea, influenza, pneumonia and he’s suffered a heart attack. This is getting good.

I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert. ;-)

It's extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.