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To: Hardastarboard
Everyone should take two of these ugly bulbs to their Congress critters office and drop them on the lobby floor. Leave and call the local newspaper and let them know that there is a hazardous chemical spill at the Reps. office.
349 posted on 12/20/2007 7:37:00 AM PST by Afronaut (Press 2 for English - Thanks Mr. President !)
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To: Afronaut
Everyone should take two of these ugly bulbs to their Congress critters office and drop them on the lobby floor. Leave and call the local newspaper and let them know that there is a hazardous chemical spill at the Reps. office.

just da*n, you are good! That's not just funny, but it would work!!!

I'm a writer and am writing a column on this boon-doggle - but it would make a fun novelette plot: Of course, it should be just one person who "accidentally" drops and breaks - even if they have to 'accidentally' step on them, during the 'confusion'. to break them.

Otherwise, they could be charged with terrorism, release of toxic waste and all - should be on carpet, that would have to be replaced...

The 'deliverer" should have a copy (or 2) of the readout on the bio-hazard instructions as to what to do if you break one of these little mercury bombs..that will give cover as to why they were here with the bulb: "To ask my rep. how they can support this "screw-you" bulb and make sure he/she is aware of this hazard per these instructions = and oh, before anyone touches these bulbs I broke - by accident - read his. You need to call the Bio-waste boys! You need to open a window and vacate the room! There's mercury vapor in the air..."

Yep. that would make a nice plot for a short story

361 posted on 12/20/2007 11:38:45 AM PST by maine-iac7 (",,,but you can't fool all of the people all the time" LINCOLN)
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