[Das Outsider]

Here is an eco-friendly riddle:

QUESTION: How did the eco-terrorist survive after successfully murdering twelve people with a deadly device that was securely attached to her body?

ANSWER: The deadly device was her womb.

Oops. Forgot. The unborn aren’t really human. (snark)

Next thing you know, there’ll be a score card with variations in eternal benefits for the number of humans the eco-bombers take out. Women who abort will probably be disqualified.

Jo, Jo, Jo--"eternity" is a (play dark, foreboding music) "Christian" concept. You can't just make some article of religion into law! I mean, if some whackjob went around saying that murder was "wrong," why we'd all be forced to read the Westminster confession tomorrow at gunpoint.

Gaia is very displeased with you for your irreverence. For your penance, do a thousand carbon credits, twenty Hail Mother Earths, and starting reciting daily the Conservation of Energy Psalm.

[Das Outsider]

*start reciting

[Jo Nuvark]

[... if some whackjob went around saying that murder was “wrong,” why we’d
all be forced to read the Westminster confession tomorrow at gunpoint...]

LOL!!!

Actually I was referring to the 72 virgins
promised to muslim martyrs. If there was a
ranking for human eco-kills, you could incent
the murdeing slimes by adding a few camels
and sheep to that heavenly herd of rewards.