[poobear]

My Brother in Law’s ex-wife got $12,000 per month for almost 5 years after his divorce. She died in a motorcycle accident.

I didn’t know whether to offer condolences or pop a bottle of champaign when the news came one evening.

I understand there were multiple empty bottles at his and sister's home the next morning!

[MediaMole]

A friend had to pay spousal support to her useless, jobless, fat, violent ex-husband. The court ruled that since she had worked two jobs to support him while they were married, she should continue to work two jobs to support him once they were divorced.