[Puppage]

Thanks, Mom!

[Wolfie]

Looking for the “One-Armed Man”, no doubt.

[mtbopfuyn]

He was trying to get his lawyer or someone to look at this tape that was from the robbery that he was accused of, and evidently they weren't paying attention to him, they were laughing at him

Sometimes you get what you pay for.

[cripplecreek]

Mom watches to much TV.

[bill1952]

Ah, such wonderful family values in what is left of america these days.
Warms the heart to know that your son might be shot on sight as an escaped fugitive now, doesn’t it Mom?

Great job of imbuing him with traditional values!

[HerrBlucher]

Well mom, sonny is a criminal NOW after that escape. He will likely be caught and will have to face a much stiffer sentence.

[LanPB01]

He should team up with O.J. Simpson to clear BOTH their names.

[wideawake]

If your son is shot to death while fleeing, I hope you feel great about this advice, mommy.

[purpleraine]

Ancillary member of OJ’s Real Killer club.

[GOP_Proud]

This was made possible by chiseling away cinder blocks in the cell walls, using pinup girl posters to cover up the holes

Apparently these prison officials never saw "Shawshank Redemption". I'm surprised any jail allows posters on the walls.