To the tune of "My Favorite Things"
Cackles and cankles and insincere smiles,
Mao Tse-Tung pant-suits and ugly hairstyles,
Lost billing records and my husband's flings,
These are few of my favorite things.
Needs more time and thought, but it's got potential...
Heh, heh, well I think you’ve got a potential collaborator at Post #26.