"Sawwy. Wong pictsha. I couldn't find a good image that makes me look life size. I must be melting, which makes me think: If I whah a twee, I'd pwabably be a weeping willow.
"Uh.. this is my wast moment on NBC, I want to wemind you to wook fow me along with Hawwy Weasoneh weeknights at 7 o'cwock.
"I want to take this oppohtunity to apowogize to NBC. I don't wike weaving. Pwease twust me, it's not sowuh gwapes, but, rathaw, that anotheh network wecognizes in me a gweat tawent for dewivering welevant news stories with cwystah cwahity to miwwions of Americans. It's the onwy weason I'm weaving. Weahhy."
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