[the invisib1e hand]

oh,give the poor thing a break. for one thing, she's kinda cute (at least at this stage of life) and I think she has the hots for me.

She's too young to have those bags under her eyes. Here mother's probably driving her hard.

[Revolting cat!]

Get in line dude! I’d date her if I wuz in a fraternity and the contest was to bring the fugliest chick to the party!