I keep telling my friends in Texas that I want to move from New Jersey down there, and they keep telling me stories about 3 foot long cockroaches and hailstones the size of basketballs. Apparently Texas is Hell on Earth. I’m sure glad they let me know before I made a big mistake and left good ol’ New Jersey.
You know they were fooling you. The cockroaches are at least ten feet long.:)
I used to live in Point Pleasant Beach a couple blocks from the ocean and it was a wonderful town. But I’ll take FL over NJ anytime for a million reasons. COME ON DOWN! It’s better even with an occasional hurricane!
I Gar-Ran-TEE ya that’s all true! The ONLY state worser than Texas is Florida...not only 12-foot cucarachas, but filled with poisonous snakes and ‘gators that roam the streets and schoolyards lookin’ for their next snack.