“So far, the list includes the four alleged victims, the ten alleged perps, any other witnesses, the police, CBS, and the NY Post. Don’t forget the Muslim guy. He’s the kingpin.”
Isn’t it amazing how they all got together to set this up?
Sheesh, where’s my tinfoil when I need it.
The conspiracy was actually organized by the Bavarian Illuminati, with portions subcontracted out to Opus Dei, the Bilderburg Group, and the Learned Elders of Zion.