Caption Pic of John Kerry

Yahoo News ^ | December 10,2007

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Please Teresa, pretty please with sugar on it, can I have a few bucks to buy you a Christmas present.

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A metaphor for John Kerry and how the US electorate treated him.

[OESY]

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash.

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

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[4woodenboats]

He's got that 5:00 eyebrow thing going, that's for sure.

It grows faster than his nose....

[Wiseghy]

Oh, and just WHO EXCLUDED CHINA from these discussions to begin with?
Ans: Al Gore

And why do you suppose the Clinton Admin. did that?

I mean, Al Gore is now the master of all things C02, right, a sort of High Priest of the enviro. movement?

I would put forth the idea that the Democrats sold out the environmental movement by developing a proposal that excluded their China Gate buddies. Kyoto is an failed Ponzi scam.

[Kirkwood]

Poor Kerry. He stuck his face out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[maine-iac7]

Not to mention the eyebrow that goes all the way across

OMG - he DOES have a unibrow - forgot the keep it shaved close...

That is some ugly - what kind of mutant gene is that, do you think?

[AmericanMade1776]

maine-iac7 wrote: OMG - he DOES have a unibrow - forgot the keep it shaved close... That is some ugly - what kind of mutant gene is that, do you think?

It is the Monster Mash mutant gene..

[Archytekt]

uh, can I get me some wax?

[AZLiberty]

This is the first time that Kerry hasn’t been on China’s side.

[12th_Monkey]

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!

[aShepard]

Looks like cigarette man from the X-Files

[Disciplinemisanthropy]

go red pats!

[KoRn]

"Not to mention the eyebrow that goes all the way across"

That would be a cybrow. lol

[ICE-FLYER]

"U-N-I-B-R-O-W"

[Joe Boucher]

sorn cob up the ol wazoo and a silver spoon in his mouth.
This is a true gigaloo.