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Iowahawk: Please Don't Destroy My Subprime American Dream
Iowahawk ^ | 12/11/07 | Dave Burge

Posted on 12/11/2007 3:10:16 PM PST by IowaHawk

An Iowahawk Economy Alert-o-Gram
By David Burge

The sub-prime mortgage crisis threatens to kill the dream of home ownership for millions of Americans. Here is one of their stories.

castle_iowahawk

As many of you know, I am a longtime resident of Lakewood Mobile Home Court, a gated community on the outskirts of Coralville. When I first moved to Lakewood in 2000, I was attracted by its affordable rental rates and many amenities, such as ample streetside parking, easy access to I-80, and a quiet, low-surveillance wooded area in which to store my automobiles and train my beloved sport dogs. At the time it seemed an ideal neighborhood in which to raise the various children the Iowa courts have assigned me financial support. Here was a place they could run and play carefree, while I relaxed with a drink and conversation with friendly new neighbors like Kyle and Chuck.

After several years of living in the community, however, I began to notice a change. Trash and beer cans and dog waste mysteriously began to pile up. Formerly friendly neighbors became suspicious and wary, and I was saddened to realize they were locking their trailers while away at work. Worse yet, crime skyrocketed, in large part due to the gangs of unsupervised juveniles that roamed the streets and woods. As a concerned parent, with several children facing Iowa's draconian "three strikes" sentencing guidelines, I realized that I needed to get them out of this environment but I didn't know how. Like millions of Americans I dreamed of home ownership, but it remained elusive. Early Sunday mornings I would drive slowly through Majestic Oakewoods, the new luxury housing development on the other side of the woods, with my headlights off, wistfully thinking: "someday... someday."

...Continued....


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: arm; iowahawk; subprime

1 posted on 12/11/2007 3:10:17 PM PST by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk

Nice Mullet!


2 posted on 12/11/2007 3:15:56 PM PST by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: IowaHawk
Another classic!

PS: I'm still laughing over the Hugh Hewitt piece.

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3 posted on 12/11/2007 3:16:32 PM PST by inkling (exurbanleague.com)
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To: IowaHawk

Thanks for that!


4 posted on 12/11/2007 3:22:01 PM PST by digger48
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To: IowaHawk

Hilarious! Luv that pic, too!


5 posted on 12/11/2007 3:39:09 PM PST by randog (What the...?!)
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To: Partisan Hack

ping!


6 posted on 12/11/2007 3:40:09 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This post sold by weight, not volume. Content may have settled during shipment.)
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To: IowaHawk

Pretty funny, nice job!


7 posted on 12/11/2007 3:40:53 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This post sold by weight, not volume. Content may have settled during shipment.)
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To: IowaHawk

Hillarious.


8 posted on 12/11/2007 3:47:03 PM PST by patton (cuiquam in sua arte credendum)
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To: IowaHawk

ping for later humorous read


9 posted on 12/11/2007 4:06:42 PM PST by WOSG (Pro-life, pro-family, pro-freedom, pro-strong defense, pro-GWOT, pro-capitalism)
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To: IowaHawk; aculeus; Billthedrill; Petronski; Constitution Day; Dog Gone; MozarkDawg; BlueLancer; ...

Urgent call to help save Castle Iowahawk.


10 posted on 12/11/2007 5:01:56 PM PST by dighton
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To: dighton

Please add me to your Iowahawk pinglist. I love his his articles.


11 posted on 12/11/2007 5:04:50 PM PST by Jean S
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To: Jean S

Knew I forgot to ping someone . . .


12 posted on 12/11/2007 5:21:38 PM PST by dighton
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To: IowaHawk

I’m crying. Hilarious! And sad...


13 posted on 12/11/2007 5:25:53 PM PST by loungeSerf (If the theatre is on fire it's ok to shout Fire!)
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To: dighton
If we don't act now, the entire economy will collapse, and people like me -- and my children, and my dirtbikes -- will be out on the streets looking for a new place to live. Maybe in your neighborhood.

OK, I'm convinced. Where do I send the moolah?

14 posted on 12/11/2007 5:26:55 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: IowaHawk

Sweet; but I will tell you that local donut shops are always better than KK. Go into KK and ask for an apple fritter.


15 posted on 12/11/2007 7:32:52 PM PST by steve8714 (Build the fence, ship 'em out, legalize teen workers.)
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To: dighton; IowaHawk
We are amused.


16 posted on 12/11/2007 7:36:11 PM PST by aculeus
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To: IowaHawk

I think this is only an Iowa City problem, maybe Hawkeye fans are to blame?
Here in the central part of the state we don’t have those issues..


17 posted on 12/11/2007 7:37:54 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland ("We have to drain the swamp" George Bush, September 2001)
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To: IowaHawk

classic


18 posted on 12/11/2007 7:41:28 PM PST by purpleraine
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