“Two other pages were reportedly expelled for shoplifting from stores at Washington, D.C.-area shopping malls. One was reportedly charged with a felony.”
“Sounds like some valuable skills they’ve picked up should they decide to run for office someday.”
It might be part of an practical exam for entry level opportunities as future White House national security adviser.
It’s only a scandal if the thief gets caught. To avoid such scandals, hire better thieves.
They’re skills that are good for a lot of high-level government positions. The thievery, the illicit sex, the felony charges. That’s the leadership we’ve been getting. I can’t blame these youths for merely following the leaders. (/sarc)