Posted on 12/09/2007 6:03:52 PM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
LET IT SNOW
DECK THE HALLS
I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
UP ON THE HOUSETOP
The Oprah's with Obama...she's on the road to campaign
If she has new car giveaways, you won't hear a soul complain
There is another out on the stump I'm waiting for still
Oh, what a one-two punch if she is joined by her pal, Dr. Phil
Watch your back, watch your back, watch you back, Oprah...from dear Hillary
She won't take your endorsement lying down
Watch your back, watch your back, watch you back, Oprah...you just wait and see
I think you might know the three names of McDougal and Vince and Brown
You've angered Mrs. Clinton, just see her face turning red
Do not take up her offer for a car ride together with Ted
He'll chug down all the alcohol he keeps next to his fridge
He'll laugh as you are gurgling the water from off of the bridge
If you are in your room and you want a snack late at night
You should have your food tested every time before taking a bite
Do not think we are kidding, things seem to happen for her
The plans for where she's headed she will not let a person deter
Watch your back, watch your back, watch you back, Oprah...from dear Hillary
She won't take your endorsement lying down
Watch your back, watch your back, watch you back, Oprah...you just wait and see
I think you might know the three names of McDougal and Vince and Brown
For many years she's wanted it and swears she will not fail
Don't ever put it past her, she could spring Pellicano from jail
She may try ruining you as she did with Peter F. Paul
And under oath she'd testify that she simply couldn't recall
Pinging the very easy to manage ping list
LOL! Great chorus and ending! And indeed Oprah had better watch her back; I am sure there must be something in Hillary’s great big sack of toys (files) with Oprah’s name on it...
Great work as usual. Bttt
“Watch your back, watch your back, watch you back, Oprah...from dear Hillary”
No, it is not ebonics. The third one should be “your” back not, “you” back. Doh!
(actually it is funnier with you back)
This Magic Negro
So different and so new
Unlike any other
Yes, Obama: its you.
And then it happened
You took them by surprise
Ms. Hillary felt it too,
Boy, the look in her eyes!
Defeat her, and shell whine
Deep into the Iowa night
But now you've gotten Oprahs love
And your skin color, its just right
This Magic Negro
So clean and so sublime
Will last forever
At least until FBI file time!
DFU SONG: This Magic Moment (CBS 13 Sacramento and the "Magic Negro" Limbaugh controversy)
Limbaugh, CBS 13 ^ | 5-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 05/07/2007 12:58:04 PM PDT by doug from upland
HERE IS THE THREAD FOR THE STORY
"This Magic Negro" was in the L.A. Times
Not started by Limbaugh, he's the one they slime
He's very good at the biting parody
They chose the wrong guy this time...SeeBS will soon see
SeeBS is warned...on his show they're really scorned
Rush got right up in their face...they really are some disgrace
"This Magic Negro"...another big faux pas
The mainstream is grasping...as they are flushed they're grasping for a straw
"This Magic Negro"...is that the best they've got
Once more they have blown it...Limbaugh's really hot
He's very good at the biting parody
They chose the wrong guy this time...SeeBS will soon see
SeeBS is warned...on his show they're really scorned
Rush got right up in their face...they really are some disgrace
"This Magic Negro"...they have not heard the last
Take your SeeBS stock...I think the time is right to dump it fast
SeeBS, you made his day...SeeBS, you made his day
You are gonna pay...you're gonna pay
Dang Doug, with winners like this, I would have thought that PING list would be larger than Hillary’s illegal donor database.
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