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To: george76; Liberty Valance
I have always felt that there was only one person who could have shot John Kennedy and gotten away with it. As much as it pains me to say it... I am now positive that Liberty Valance shot the president.

Liberty is mean as a snake. He chose as his screen name a man who tried to kill Jimmy Stewart, one of the greatest Americans that ever lived, and would have also shot John Wayne if he could have. Liberty is a terrific shot and whacking Kennedy and Connolly would have been child’s play for him. Which, of course, only makes sense since he was nine years old at the time.

His sister has told me that he was absent from his 4th grade class that day. Whenever I ask him where he was when Kennedy died he just shrugs his shoulders and says he “can’t remember.”

We all know how mean and nasty those South Park kids are, and they’re only in 4th grade too. Using a 4th grader as an assassin is so clever that no one would suspect it. I have carefully applied Occam’s Electric Razor, and I just think there’s too much here for it to all be coincidence.

58 posted on 12/09/2007 7:12:53 PM PST by Brucifer (G. W. Bush "The dog ate my copy of the Constitution.")
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To: Brucifer
*ESADYB*



Just because the Cowboys won today in the last 30 seconds
is no reason to get nasty...

*<[;o)))~ Merry Christmas!
60 posted on 12/09/2007 7:38:35 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Brucifer; Mind-numbed Robot

FYI, my 62.


63 posted on 12/09/2007 7:55:30 PM PST by purpleraine
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