[Gorzaloon]

As an aside, I'd like to envision a Mormon missionary knocking on the door of a Jehovah's Witness. Would they be 2 peas in the pod or would the Mormon still try to recruit the Jehovah's Witness? Would the opposite happen?

It would be something for YouTube. Or, if Monty Python were still around, it would be a classic.

"We have the doctrine of Headship, you see...The woman is subservient."

"Woman? Singular?"

"What about the Be-It-Yourself-Someday God Kit™? Bet you don't have one of THEM!"

"Do you have a 144,000 package deal?"

[Blue Highway]

How about a double whammy, a pair of mormons ring your doorbell flanked with a Jehovah’s Witness couple.