[Old Sarge]

I’m going to sleep soundly knowing that the safety on our country rests in the hands of crack troops like yourself.

Well, well, not even the first ten posts and some smartass comes out from under the stairs and puts his unwanted sixty pesos in.

The man is doing something a whole lot better than you ever could, and all you can do is urinate on his uniform.

You're pathetic.

[Bear_Slayer]

Non-sequitur, I spent 5 years with the Marines. I still know how to be squared-away in a Marine uniform 18 years after leaving the service.

Not only that, but having served with the Marines, I am more than qualified to defend your life (and take it too) and having been a corpsman, save your sorry a$$ as well.

[Non-Sequitur]

The man is doing something a whole lot better than you ever could, and all you can do is urinate on his uniform.

I look back on over 20 years commissioned service in the Navy, and I don't feel the need to spend additional time in the Guard. But if I did, I'm pretty sure I could figure out where stuff goes on my uniform.