Maybe he ignored whatever mega-ping set off the 3-way split fubar.
At any rate, tgsl suggested via another communication that a 3-way alpha split is wrong, but the following 8-way split is more logical:
NAMES WITHOUT NUMERALS IN THEM
-names beginning with a vowel, ending with a vowel
-names beginning with a vowel, ending with a consonant
-names beginning with a consonant, ending with a vowel
-names beginning with a consonant, ending with a consonant
NAMES WITH NUMERALS IN THEM:
-prime numbers
-fractions
-even numbers
-odd numbers
She volunteered you to perform the sorting.
I’ll just tell ‘pod that I spent all of 30 seconds splitting the list up 3 ways, you and a few others spent several days belaboring the whole issue, and that you can’t be bothered.
"I ping dead people."