Ha ha. I took one half day ski school and managed to slide on my backside down the hill after making a wrong turn onto a blue slope. I cried while my relatives laughed at me. I’m probably more the norm than ole Hill.
Shrillary claims that, unlike you, she needed no lesson at all to go zooming straight downhill without falling...... then after she enjoyed “rolling down the hill” enough, she decided to learn to turn. NO ONE does it this way, guaranteed, and definitely not a useless nerd like Shrillary.