Posted on 12/07/2007 8:55:20 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27
Hi.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1935903/posts
Bush picks (Stephen) Limbaugh to Federal Court
Yeah its a nice picture
Hi there.
After hearing Limbaugh on Thursday, I get the strong feeling he WANTS to ‘endorse’ Mitt Romney, but still wants to maintain the appearance of neutrality.
Rush’s comments on Romney were as strongly supportive as any I’ve ever heard him utter concerning any Republican candidate to date.
Hi.
Another day at the office and one good email!
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The senator and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?”
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.
“That was impressive, the Pope says, “But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.”
So the Pope slapped her.
For those of you who'd still like a sovereign nation to call home, there are two choices.
It's that simple.
self ping when bidnizz is done, save a place....lol
Rush is having way too much fun today. . .
Hi dear.
Hi there.
Santa Clinton?
Bubbles is still swooning over Steyn.
hee hee!
Should put you in a good mood for this weekend.
Here is another one
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, “Bill, I have a great idea. I know how we can win back Middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008”.
“Great, but how so you propose we go about that?” asked Bill.
“Well”, Hillary responds, “We’ll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most Middle Americans wear, and then we’ll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Middle America, and we’ll show them that we really enjoy the countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there.”
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the bartender takes a step back and says, “Aren’t you Bill and Hillary Clinton?”
Hillary answers, “Yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some local color.”
They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walks up to the Labrador, lifts its tail and looks underneath, shrugs his shoulders and walks out the door.
A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walks up to the dog, lifts its tail, looks underneath, scratches his head, and then leaves the bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. ‘Tell me”, said Hillary, “Why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog’s tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?”
“Good Lord no”, said the bartender, “It’s just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in here with two @$$holes.”
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