3AngelaD, grow up. No one said you can’t imagine. No one said you can’t use rhetorical devices. I said there’s no need to do so in one particular instance because the outcome you stated already occurred without the trigger you suggested. You’re the one who is confused, clearly. And it’s sad you’d drag alarm rider into this and dodge my prior responses while taking a cowardly dig at me to another freeper in an unrelated post. Sad.
You’re right. I’m wrong. I, too, am sad. I will straighten up and fly right. I will try, try to never offend you again. I cannot believe I dared to presume to disagree with you. Your brilliant argument has no equal, and before that argument I retreat, utterly defeated. I am profoundly ashamed. I grovel at your feet, clutching the hem of your garment and begging for forgiveness. You are an awesomely clear-thinking Male with irrefutable logic, before whom my puny, womanly thoughts and opinions are as nothing. I apologize abjectly and acknowledge your vast wisdom and superiority. How could I have been so wrong?