It’s a fact. After I started playing Frogger ,I went out and started throwing frogs out on the highway.
I play RPG’s and as soon as I figure out how to cast Fire spells my neighbors are toast!!11
And did you ever play Joust?!
“It’s a fact. After I started playing Frogger ,I went out and started throwing frogs out on the highway.”
I detect sarcasm, but video games are a drag on society. Everyone knows the negative impact video games have had on society. The following has been proven time and time again like global warming :
Ms. Pac Man turned a lot of 80s chicks to lesbianism as they were eaten 3, possibly four times for a quarter.
Q*Bert was a psychological attack on people with big noses (look at Barbara Streisand before and after Q*bert’s release)
Donkey Kong contributed to global warming as 80s kids equate burning barrel smashing with more points (and we all know that more points = more success). Even more horrendous was promoting the use of pesticides in Donkey Kong 3.
Reactor clearly demonstrated the hazards of nuclear energy. Look at all the meltdowns that have occurred in that game due to negligence and lack of skills. Anyone who thinks nuclear energy is safe is nuts. Play this game...you’ll see.
Missile Command showed that winning a war is impossible. No matter how well you play, there is always “The End”
Frogger has resulted in the deaths of millions of frogs thanks to kids firing the little green creatures onto interstates near ponds (as you pointed out).
Centipede and was an all out slaughter of an ecosystem. Today, kids know no right from wrong when destroying mother earth. Thank you Centipede.
Millipede was a more sinister attempt at slaughtering ecosystems as it promoted the use of DDT to destroy life.
Asteroids was intergalactic iron abuse. It is damn near possible that those rocks were living organisms you know! No one knows what lurks out there in space.
Robotron 2084 was just evil....cyborgs killing living robots that are out to crush the last human family???? The shame of it all. Everything has a right to exist.
Finally, Defender and Stargate promoted transgender behavior as pods captured humans in an effort to mutate them. Yllabian space guppies were also slaughtered. Not only did this game confuse 80s kids sexually, it made them heartless.
Those games are evil and have destroyed the minds of millions of 80s yoots. Atari, Bally, Williams, Sega, Nintendo, and Gottlieb should all be ashamed. It’s all Ronald Reagan’s fault...sitting idle while this vidiot junk corrupted the minds of millions.