[meowmeow]

I am a fundamentalist Christian. You don't have to be all that smart to know the difference between a stated fact and a literary device. 8th grade English should have cleared it up.

Most people who are quick to comment on the Bible don't know squat about its literary structure, historical context or spiritual meaning.

[Non-Sequitur]

You don't have to be all that smart to know the difference between a stated fact and a literary device. 8th grade English should have cleared it up.

And I will state again that there are millions of people in this country who believe the Bible is literally true. That it is inerrant and a completely factual account of what actually happened; including the 6 days creation, Noah's flood, the Earth being thousands rather than millions of years old, the whole nine yards. And a lot of them post here. Don't believe me? Check out a Darwin thread sometime.