Hillary Drops Celine Dion Theme Song

ABC News ^ | 12/4/2007 | Eloise Harper

[murron]

ABC News' Eloise Harper Reports: Less than 30 days before the critical Iowa caucuses, there's a shake-up in the Clinton presidential campaign. Hillary Clinton and Celine Dion appear to be parting ways.

[donna]

Sure is a long way from “I Like Ike”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va5Btg4kkUE

[Miss Didi]

Hillary's ship appears to sinking, just like the Titanic.

[going hot]

her rendition would be a cheap chinese imitation.

[PetroniusMaximus]

Wow. Get a load of the comments on the ABC blog site.

Scorching stuff. I’m suprised ABC hasn’t redacted.

[mikrofon]

She could have stayed with Celine, just changed the song to “Beauty and the Beast”...

[hoppity]

How about Death on Two Legs? , written by Freddie Mercury. He must have had a premonition about Hillary.

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You’ve taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You’re just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?

You talk like a big business tycoon
You’re just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You’re just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You’re the king of the ’sleaze’
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal? (shark)
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good I feel good

[Revolting cat!]

How about Magic Carpet Ride to appeal to her core constituency?

[maggief]

Good gawd, she’s even waffling on a friggin’ theme song!

[Enchante]

I always thought that Shrillary needed a more dynamic, rockin’ tough-sounding theme song that captures her essence....

“THE B*TCH IS BACK!”

[CT]

And Celine was such an appropriate artist. I remember after Hurricane Katrina she cried and told the looters to keep stealing the blue jeans if they felt good.

[Palladin]

How about this oldie:

“How Could You Believe Me When I Told You That I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?”

[NonValueAdded]

LOL tell him thanks for the suggestion. Heaven forbid she dials my phone within earshot, though.

[doc1019]

Shades of things to come if she becomes POTUS,

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Running on Empty (Hillary - her pantsuit is empty)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | Nov 2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/09/2007 6:13:09 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - RUNNING ON EMPTY

(intro)

Looking into her heart, we can see it is black
From the things she has done there will be no turning back
In '65 she was on her way, a reborn Wellesley girl
She would somehow get power and someday rule the world

Hillary's...pantsuit is empty
Hillary...no substance there
Hillary...evil as she can be...true believers don't care

She knew what she must do to be reaching her goal
Made her deal and she would give up her very soul
In '69 she's Alinsky-trained...a neo-Stalinist
If she gets there, she'll be ruling us with an iron fist

Hillary's...pantsuit is empty
Hillary...no substance there
Hillary...evil as she can be...true believers don't care

Bill assaulted women and she enables him today
And behind the scenes... she'd threaten all the victims who got in her way
Out of her way...stay far out of her way

Listen close...here's a warning, friends...Clintons don't pretend
No, they don't...they will be that way until the end
She wants power more than anyone you've ever seen

Here's a warning, friends...Clintons don't pretend...(don't pretend)
And she'll be seeking more power 'til her time on Earth ends

Looking into her heart, we can see it is black
From the things she has done there will be no turning back
In '92 they got what they want...but it's not hers alone
She is seeking the power that is her very own

Hillary's...pantsuit is empty
Hillary...no substance there
Hillary...evil as she can be...true believers don't care

She's done all of the things she must...to achieve her lifelong goal
And that included the bargain when she gave up her soul

Hillary...and that included the day that she gave up her soul

Hillary-y...that included the day that she gave up her soul

Empty pantsuit...empty pantsuit
Yes, it is empty as it can be

[stockstrader]

I think the song was switched because Huma was jealous.

[DManA]

I like big butts and I can not lie.

[dighton]

Hillary’s ship appears to sinking, just like the Titanic.

Ya gotta laugh.

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Always a Woman (even though she's accomplished nothing, vote for Hillary the woman)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | Nov 2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/23/2007 11:54:28 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - ALWAYS A WOMAN

Riding on his coattails...that is her claim to fame
For her qualifications, that really is lame
What has she really done...there is nothing to see
She says she's the woman so women must vote Hillary

She was given the chance but her healthcare exploded
She held meetings in secret, the judge duly noted
What has she really done...there is nothing to see
She says she is the woman so women must vote Hillary

When we learned of the assaults that her husband had done
What did Hillary do?
She sent out her secret police...to the victims it's clear
She was coming for you

Ng Lap Seng is a man who has trafficked in women
But in his dirty money, the Clintons were swimmin'
What has she really done...there is nothing to see
She says she is the woman so women must vote Hillary

(slight musical break)

When we learned of the assaults that her husband had done
What did Hillary do?
She sent out her secret police...to the victims it's clear
She was coming for you

IRS was misused but the facts have been hidden
In the Barrett Report seeing that is forbidden
What has she really done...there is nothing to see
She says she is the woman...defender of women...so women must vote Hillary

HILLARY AND NG LAP SENG

STOP THE SEXUAL PREDATOR

Let us say it loudly so that the entire world can hear us. We do not believe that violence against women is simply cultural; we believe it is simply criminal.
...Hillary Clinton
UN's 4th Annual Conference on Women, Beijing, 1995

[wastedyears]

Agreed

[Rastus]

I guess Hillary took Celine too literally when she said, “Let them touch these things.”