[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Hey, all cultures are equal. Really. Cudda happened at a ludfisk sit down supper, ya know.

[Kenny Bunk]

It is a little known fact, but this violence is caused by lutefisk, which drives people crazy for tequila to get rid of the taste.

Clever Norwegian lawyers, taking advantage of racism, and through Zionist control of the media, make it look like Mexicans (aka 'The Republicans of the Future' according to Karl Rove, a Norwegian American) are somehow involved.