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"Ooh, it has a radioactive sticker on it ... let me pick it up and put it next to the box of rocks that is my head," his wife imagined him saying.

[Jabba the Nutt]

This guy was a home x-ray hobbyist. See he put the uranium under his pillow, then put the on the other side of his head. He checks to see if the aliens have inserted brain probes.