[SmithL]

The Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.

[alarm rider]

I have always believed that Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be three separate sections of my local grocery store.

[El Gato]

The Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.

While I agree, don't forget the Explosives.

When I was an undergraduate, and AFROTC cadet, I used to stop at a convenience store. on my way from the U to my apartment, (I often walked the last mile or so, since the cheap U bus only got that close to our apartment) that carried Tobacco, and Firearms. Don't know about Alcohol, at least the drinking kind, but probably not given the place and times, but they did sell gasoline, which could make an "Explosive" Molotov cocktail. They even had their own house brand of ammunition. (It was really Federal I think).