Get a dog with over-developed sex drive (really and truly I once did have a dog that had one and didn’t care whether it was male or female) and yep, that describes the so-called islamic Mohammed.
Mohammad preferred little 6 year old babies. In fact just before he died, he was getting horny over another one that was crawling at his feet one day. Lucky for her he died before he could act on his “Allah” induced feelings.