[NorCoGOP]

I wonder who this guy could have been.

The archaeologists are speculating that he might be an important ancestor, whose death marked the end of an era

Paging Mr. Hoffa, Mr. James Hoffa

Please pick up a white courtesy phone...

[Stonewall Jackson]

No, no, no. It has to be Elvis.

Although if the body is 6'6", it might be Osama.