ROFLMAO! But, if you are interested, I do have a bridge in Brooklyn that I could sell to you for a great price.
Abiotic oil theory has only been successful in fleecing investors, not producing oil.
If you are really interested in the topic, may I suggest for your reading:
No Free Lunch, Part 1:
A Critique of Thomas Golds Claims for Abiotic Oil
by Jean Laherrere
http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/102104_no_free_pt1.shtml
No Free Lunch, Part 2:
If abiotic oil exists, where is it?
by Dale Allen Pfeiffer
http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/011205_no_free_pt2.shtml
The Deep, Hot Biosphere
by Thomas Gold
foreword by Freeman Dyson