What a scam. I am selling carbon credits for only $25 a ton.
You're cheating the people and destroying the environment by charging such high prices. My carbon credits are only $20 per ton. How can I offer such low prices, you say? I do it on volume.
Of course, I don't pay income taxes on the money, since what I'm offering, in the eyes of the IRS, is a like kind exchange of equal value (money for carbon offsets). Of course, the cash is stacking up rather quickly, but I'm not concerned. I plan to give the money to Ralph Nader's next Presidential campaign, just as soon as he announces.