” So divorce causes Global Warming? “
Inverse causality. Global Warming causes Divorce: decreased snuggling needs lead to increased desire for “my own space”, as well as increased body odor; also less depedence on someone to do the snow shoveling, hearty meal cooking, or whatever domestic chores each of us hates that their spouse does; not to mention the increased exposed skin area of attractive-looking members of the opposite, or desired, or whatever, sex, leading to the (usually erroeous) notion that the individual in question could do better. See the popular song,”Baby It’s Cold Outside”.
In other words, it’s
Bush’s fault.