[Cedric]

McCain reminds me of Jeff Kuehn, a guy in my grade school, who really, really, really wanted to play quarterback and got mad when we wouldn’t let him. Finally, I had to say, “Look, I don’t care how much you wanna play QB, you’re slow, you got no moves, you throw like a girl and without your glasses on you can’t see past the line of scrimmage”!

[advertising guy]

ouch...........prove it to him, let him return a punt.

that’ll put hair on one’s chest

[Miss Didi]

Good story. Sort of like Mrs. Clinton who really, really, really demands to be president...



Mrs. Clinton: "It Will Be Me"