I know. And when I was a division officer and any of my men missed a morning muster it was always due to booze and broads. Never ran into a single case where it was because one of my men was shacked up with another guy.
Sir, as an enlisted sailor, that's been my observation as well. The men who show up late for muster are almost always reeking of alcohol. The couple of gay men in my command (obviously, they're not "out" but everyone pretty much knows they're gay) are otherwise exemplary sailors who keep their sex lives to themselves (as it should be for everyone).